so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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