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(901): View more from Tennessee

1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man

(423): View more from Tennessee

1:48 am: your uglier

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(417): View more from Missouri

I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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(402): View more from Nebraska

her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed

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(661): View more from California

We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex

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(517): View more from Michigan

i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet

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(330): View more from Ohio

i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'

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(618): View more from Illinois

Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance

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