On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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