When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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