I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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