i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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