i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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