Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
