ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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