I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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