Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
