so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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