What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
