why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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