i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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