these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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