erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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