The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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