what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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