I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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