we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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