Got a toothbrush?
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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