I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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