so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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