Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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