ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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