eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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