idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I can't put those talents on a resume
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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