Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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