apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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