brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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