How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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