Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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