On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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