Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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