if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
babies were throwing up all over the place
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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