can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i think im in europe. pls send help
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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