therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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