How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
