I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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