Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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