Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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