Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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