So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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