Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
