I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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