I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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