I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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