The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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