i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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