Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I got inside last night via doggy door
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Will exercising make me less horny?
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