: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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