Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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