I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Too much gin, very little bucket
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
