taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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