yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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