playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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