why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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