Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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