I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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